Is this thingy on.. testing 1,47,15..
Well, I lived with some dude that took in my pregnant mommy, he didn’t know we were in there, when we were born, he was trying to find houses for us. Daddy found the dude, drove a big much time and TADA!!! Mommy was surprised after Tabby’s cheer practice with ME!
I have a lot of clothes, I can’t count that big much yet, but a lot are too big much on me. I do donate my little much ones to a Sphynx rescue.
I have 2 favorites, they were custom made for me, one has daisies on it, the other has sugar skulls. I love them so much, I am a model for the etsy page thingy that makes them.
I start off by making sure that I getted big much wrinkle sleeps. I get my cardio in by running and climbing anything and everyone. I don’t even want to think of all the stuff that the Crazy Mommy Lady does to me… my ears hurt just thinking of those evil Qtips!!!
Sir Francois Xavier LeFlufferbutte King of Tacos, how did you get such a glorious name?
Whaa, whaaaat is she saying? I can have tacos? Oh, she likes my name?
(Now paying attention) YES! I am the King of EVERYTHING! The God Father, really.
The Mother figure does signs at me with her hands, other than that, no, not really, they all pretty much worship me.
Carlisle, can you explain what a flame point meeze is?
It depends on who you ask, Flame point Meeze, is a flame point, red point, some say we have an Albino trait Siamese.
Well, the tiny human was obsessed with Twilight, before I came to live here, they had another flamer Meeze, named Jasper that passed away from Wet FIP, she wanted me to have a vampire name too.
I LOVE to sleep on top of the big plasma TV.
You will really LOVE my full name then, Serefina Fiona LeFluffer the Queen of all Evil (I cut the Butte off my last name after Francois’ and my divorce.. LOOONNNG story)
I love to just be a total, um, Queen of Evil.
Only the ones that are too large on her, she’s usually picky about our hair, Mommy seriously uses a lint remover to get out hair off of Nor’s clothes… SPOILED MUCH?.. I mean, oh how I love my beautiful naked sister!
I know it may sound like I am sucking up to her, but Eleanor. I felt like a loner before she came into our home. The other cats think that my markings are mean, Eleanor doesn’t care what anyone looks like, she was so sweet to me and we bonded instantly!
The real question would be, what’s it like for all the ladies, living with big sexy me?!
(Flexes his biceps & winks) ..
For you, doll face, I’m whatever you wish for me to be.
She has to be attractive, well groomed, bury her own in the litterbox.
The vet THINKS that I am Pitbull/Great Dane.. I personally KNOW that I am just a really tall CAT!
I swing my arms and slap like the old TV character from the 90’s. My full name is Bella Shanaynay LaBousche Johnson III
I am a “Toy” Schnauzer.. even though a Toy breed doesn’t really exist.
I LOVE to dig in the trash and hoard the lovely half eaten things that I find, especially banana peels and Styrofoam containers!…
Author’s Note: Many thanks to Miss Eleanor and Her Hairies for answering the interview questions. It’s always a pleasure to do a group interview. You can find Miss Eleanor on her facebook page- Eleanor the Sphynx and her Hairies on their faceboook page- Eleanor’s Hairies. Pictures were used with permission.
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