Guest Post: Spam’s Valentine’s Breakfast

          Hiya eberypawdy!!! For yew that don’t know me, I am Spamuel M. Meemoo but most ob my fwends just call me Spam. spam1I would lub tew be the ferst tew say HAPPY CAT-A-TINES DAY!!!!!  I thought I’d gib Auntie Christina the day off and share with yew a little twadition I habb and tew make it eben more special I’m gonna habb ma little bruver Gizmo here to assist me (it’s his ferst Cat-a-tines) beclaws I finkies it’s bery important tew share special twaditions…
Ebery Balentimes mernin’ I gets up extwa early so I can surpwise my bruvers (Hitch & Gracin) an my sisfurrs (Bella, Katikorn, Stripe & Junior) wif a yummy bweakfast.  Now here is where I habbs tew explain, I habb Diabeetus and habb tew get 2 shots ob insulin eberyday, and I can only habbs certain foods (cause I can’t hab a lot of carbs) so tew make it easy we all eats the same fings here in my howse so these yummys are fings I can habbs tew. So if yer furry kid has a special diet, more than likely yew can also make these yummy recipes, and surprise them on special occasions!!!  We made all ob these goodies in the toaster oven beclaws we can’t really reach da hooman oven.  But feel free to use which eber yew like!!  And we used our imaginations and jus tweaked da recipes a little to turn them into snazzy looking goodies…
Ferst Recipe can be used as A Birthday Cake for Cats or as a Kitty Quiche… Just depends how yew serve it and/or decorate it:

2 eggs, 1 drained can of Toona, 2 crumbled unsalted-saltine cwackers, 2 TBSP shredded cheese
Preeheat oven tew 350 degrees F. Lightly beat eggs in a bowl.  Break up Toona in the bowl with eggs, add cwackers and cheese. Stir tew combine.  Scoop “batter” into cuptake tins or silicone cups and Bake fer 15 minutes.  Let cool a bit (ya don’t want anyone burnin their mouth) and serve!!!!!!!!!!!
Kitty Sausages and Scwapple

1 can of loaf can food
Open the can of cat food and shake the loaf of cat food out of the can.  (To make kitty sausages ->Cut the loaf into 1/4″ thick slices and then cut the slices in to bite size rectangles)  (To make kitty scwapple -> Shape the food into kitty heads or fishes or whateber your imagination can finkies of)  Bake the cat treats on an ungreased cookie sheet at 350 degrees F for approx. 30 minutes or until crispy on the outside. Let Cool & serve.
Gravy from Canned Cat Food (we used it to make Sausage & Eggs with Gravy…)

1/2 can of cat food
Crumble 1/2 can of cat food into a measuring cup.  Add 1/3 cup water tew the measuring cup.  Stir until mixture is to the consistency of gravy.
Kitty Peanut Butter Cookies
Cat Treats from Dry Cat Food
2 cups of dry cat food
1 – 1 1/2 cups of water
In a blender, add 2 cups of dry cat food and grind into a powder.  Pour powder into a mixing bowl and gradually add about 1 to 1 1/2 cups of water stirring until it forms a dough consistency.  Shape into individual kitty sized treats or cookies (we used a plastic fork to make marks like peanut butter cookies.)  Place on an ungreased cookie sheet and bake at 350 degrees for about 30 minutes or until crispy.
*Gizmo* Spams I’m hungwy, can we go aheads and eats????
*Spam* Uh Little Bruver we made this for eberypawdy…. Now go wakes eberypawdy up….
*Gizmo grumbles while walking off* Why dew I get the hard jobs…. The girls are nawt murnin’ kitties…. They always yell at mees… Bella… Kati… Stwipey….Juney… I habbs a surpwise fer yew…. *gets hit with a pillow* Next times I’m takins my rollin pin fer pwotection….
SPAM huggs everyone as they walk into da kitchen ~~HAPPY CAT-O-TINES DAAAAAAAY!!!!~~

Author’s Note: Many thanks to Spam for sharing his family tradition, what a sweetie! You can visit him on his facebook page – Spamuelo M. Meemo, also check out the interview he did for me a while back where is talks a bit about his diabetes and his brother Hitch talks about his cleft lip.

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